WARNER

My guy! Remember when you were at spring break in Gulf Shores? Because I don’t! That’s some Mandela effect shit right there. Anyways man, college wouldn’t have been the same without you there. You were always down to do whatever with anyone and you were definitely the most open minded out of all of us. I always respect how real you keep it and how you tell it how it is. To the best Fortnite partner I’ve ever had, I’d be honored to have you by my side when I marry Madison on April 29.* 

TYNA BE MY GROOMSMAN?

*if you promise not to get as fucked up as you did at Shouse’s moms wedding lmao