JOHN
Remember that one time you literally almost pissed on my fucking head in that tent? Or how about that other time you just threw my drone off the 3rd floor of ΣΑΕ? Jesus Christ now that I’m remembering all this shit I don’t know why I’m asking you but I guess you’re already reading this so whatever. I’d be honored if you would be by my side on April 29th when I marry Madison.